We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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