I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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