The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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