so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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