I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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