David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
