she was so not down for the gang bang
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
