I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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