well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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