So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I look better un-naked...
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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