no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I currently don't understand fingers.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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