The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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