Grow some girl-balls and come out already
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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