A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
