Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
i think we sleep fucked last night...
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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