My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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