I like to think it a success when the cops are called
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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