It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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