Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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