My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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