We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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