You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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