its not stalking. its research.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We have so much sex to catch up on
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Randomize
