woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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