It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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