There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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