we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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