she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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