i don't like sucking hair
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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