obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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