Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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