mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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