just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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