So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Randomize
