it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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