I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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