listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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