dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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