Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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