if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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