so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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