Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I love you.
Bad choice
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