But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
