I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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