I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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