Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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