I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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