quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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