I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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