some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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