If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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