some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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