They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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